Oh, and let's add one more thing to the list of things that ruin porn videos: toe sucking.

Seriously, you can't tell me that if you're really enjoying a porn video, and the man reaches down to take off a shoe, you don't immediately think "Jesus Christ, dude, don't take off the damned shoe." Of all the body parts to be interested in; and this freak has to put his mouth on the one that sits in a pool of its own stinking sweat all day. Why not just start in on licking her armpits? I just... god . I don't get it.

I'll get back to the comics soon. Went on vacation, and it's not like anybody's even reading this shit anyway. SO FUCK YOU FOR NO GOOD REASON!

Jun 29 2008 :: Funeral Crashers