Those are snakes.
I disagree, those are not snakes.
Indeed they are.
Do you see the fangs?
Do you also see the miniscule eyes?
Well! I am surprised, for I have been mistaken.
Those are in fact snakes.

Just realized I spelled congratulations like it was a theoretical particle. Did you notice?

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We did it, America; we took the first step toward reclaiming our rightful place in the world. I'm very proud right now, and no matter how you voted, I hope you recognize the weight of what we've done, and I hope you're proud too.

"Well I'm not paralyzed but I seem to be struck by you I wanna make you move BECAUSE YOU'RE STANDING STIIIIILL..."

"I kissed a girl and I liked it! The taste of her cherry chapstick..."

You can thank me/kill me later.

It all started with a simple concept: Kim wanted a tattoo of a woman who was also a willow tree, and wanted me to design it. I put it off for a while, but one night after a bit of drunken pestering from Kim and her friends, I flipped over a napkin and drew this:

She ooh'd over it for a few minutes, and let me know that I had captured much of what she had in mind, although it wasn't quite there yet. Several months went by before she started to pressure me for more work on the design, this time suggesting a moon or circle be incorporated into the design:

What Kim liked: the circle (which represents a full moon and yet also a crescent shape formed by the outer circle and the woman's hair), the hair/leaves. What she missed from the previous design: the uplifted arms and flowing hair. So I created this sketch:

and very quickly inked out a simple design to illustrate where I was going with the design:

Liking where this was going, but feeling that the latest ink didn't look much like a tree, I tried again:

After Kim penciled in the hair, this became:

and after kim suggested removing the woodgrain from her body/trunk, we arrived at:

Kim loved it. We went down to Psycho Tattoo the night this design was completed, and my artwork is now permanently inked onto my wife's neck:

You see, we never forget you're coming to Harrah's to have a good time. And we always want you to leave feeling like you d id.

"In spite of the fact that if you didn't lose your ass here on a regular basis we couldn't operate at all," did not make it onto the casino commercial..